Oh, its wet!
...And therefore good footwear is needed.
I'm going to Bath for Boots. Anyone care to join me?
We can prance around in Empire Lines, dancing Mr Beveridge's Maggot and looking out for ridiculously good-looking men to climb out of ponds and say "Miss Bennett!" in terms of shocked (yet aroused) surprise.
Or maybe not.
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Oh, me me me!!! Can we take a turn about the room to show off our figures to the men?
Do you live near Bath? I'm moving that way, we could have the bookshop there!
No. I won't say where she lives in case she wants to stay incognito, but, believe me, it's not Bath. (Obviously I can't really criticise seeing as where I live...)
We can't have a bookshop where you live, it'd be too mean. the locals wouldn't know what they were stealing. in fact it could be interefering with thier evolution, like violating the prime directive in star trek (ask your fiance).
Oops, already booked and got a buddy. Can you do the 3rd Dec Meg?
Oi! Dorcas! What do you mean '"believe me, it's not Bath" fnah, fnah'?
I believe that postcode-wise you are now the original East End Girl, innit?
She is, she is. Fancy art gallery visits or nae. I always wear my stab proof vest when i meet her now.
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